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What did you do!?!

I leave for three days and you go and get us tossed off the homepage.

Well, that's just great -- I hope you're very proud of yourselves.

I do have a plan to get us back though -- It involves Matthew, "Try My Job," three buckets of live scorpions, and a very tasteful funeral...

...with strippers...

...or, exotic dancers. Yeah, that sounds classier.

Comments

I distinctly remember telling you NOT to get strippers for when the folks at DallasNews.com buried this blog on the home page...

Somehow I find being around the band Scorpions scarier than being around actual scorpions.

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