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Cheap date

I'm about to start my write-up on my cheap date from last night, in which I dragged my girlfriend to the roller derby in Garland for a lil down home, trashy entertainment.

It delivered in spades.

All the subculture oddities that Mike and I were just sharing our love for showed up, including my personal favorite, a Klingon in full ceremonial garb, including a big, steel, scythe-like weapon. Why was he dressed as a Klingon? I asked, but never got a straight answer from him.

He did, however, tell me that "Klingons love to party," while he hugged my girlfriend and asked if I had a camera.

I was a lil angry about it, until Mike turned me on to this video, which quickly remeinded me he probably doesn't get a lot of love.

Seriously, if you only click one link on this blog all year, it should be the one above.

Comments

There's also this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBsdMc9T3aM), which I mentioned in my Movies blog post about Nic Cage's paycheck-grabbing roles. I think it's just as hilarious.

This is the best Wicker Man based media of all time. This movie looks hysterical out of context.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

And this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo) as well. A hoot and a half if you ask me. Wow, did anybody think about script, direction, or acting during the making of this movie, or was Nic Cage punching women and screaming "Ahhhhh!!!!! Not the bees! Ahhhh!!!!! They're in my eyes! They're in my eyes! Ahhhh!!!!!" sufficient enough for them to finish the scene. I can imagine the set being like "Ed Wood" ("Do we need to get another shot?" "What for? We're right no schedule."). Pitiful filmmaking.

I'm an intern at another large company in dallas and watching that Klingon video this morning is the only thing keeping me sane. Thank you

Though I might not be allowed to say this, if you liked the Klingon video, look for the story coming soon (a few weeks probably).

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